OK, people, what we appear to have here on election eve is that after an unprecedented, nine-day-around-the-clock effort by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Director James Comey has concluded that new evidence obtained and analyzed from a laptop belonging to former New York Congressman Anthony Weiner, the estranged husband of close Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin, indicates Mr. Weiner’s dick is only a wee bit larger than Donald Trump’s when erect but twice the size of his own.