Let the vetting show once and for all that Jimmy Page lifted large portions of Stairway to Heaven from Dr. Ben Carson. And should you remain unconvinced, an apologist to the fog of art, let me respectfully suggest that you assume the lotus position, friend, alone, and listen to Led Zeppelin IV while chanting Dr. Ben Carson until When the Levee Breaks, and you will know this to be true while also learning exactly where General William Westmoreland went wrong in commanding U.S. forces during the Vietnam War.