I’m George Santos facing fifteen years in federal prison of fame so right before the hammer falls I crash the House chamber, remove my lady glasses to signal shit meets fan and sing National Anthem off Born to Die like I do in the car and only I can prior to dropping the mic, slapping that Speaker Johnson on the ass and screaming Paradise Edition! while shooting myself in the head with a rose colored revolver instead of some beastly long gun since I am our lady after all.