That I repeatedly slept with my high school girlfriend’s horndog of a mom in secret and still have a bunch of nice stuff she bought me from Rogers Plaza to prove it doesn’t necessarily mean I can be trusted to remain silent some twenty plus years later when Betsy DeVos appears before The Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor and Pensions next Tuesday unless there’s plenty more watches and cologne and maybe even a new 4-door pickup truck where that came from.