T.A. Davis to Ty Burrell: You homies still in SLC. If so, how long?
Ty Burrell to T.A. Davis: Sadly, we’re wrapping it up. You guys ever up this way around Sundance time?
T.A. Davis to Ty Burrell: The online entry form for submitting a feature film to Sundance requires you to identify the “sexual preference” of the director. Ours, as fate would have it, is an ex-cop turned actor/producer/director who just married a real MILF from the looks of it last week in New Orleans, a blessed union to be sure of the nature now legal to all throughout the land. Setting that aside for a second, my producing partner, at once enamored of the question as applied specifically to our former “Officer Jim” at the helm, if horrified and offended by it in general, tried to leave it blank. The festival would not accept the entry without an answer. And we didn’t get in.
Moral of the moral of the story?
Ty Burrell to T.A. Davis: Ha! I love stories like that. Fuck ’em.
T.A. Davis to Ty Burrell: Meet director Jim Klock – The Sundance Kid.
Ty Burrell to T.A. Davis: Super funny.
T.A. Davis to Ty Burrell: To die for.