Live assembly of a Jesus is the light of the world tree made of metal and plastic within walking distance to two of the better hardcourts in town on the residential compound of the U.S Embassy in the Expatriot rich Roppongi area of Tokyo headed up by former Chicago Mayor Rahm Emmanuel fondly known as The Godfather whose Michigan beach house was just hit by a swastika graffiti strike as filmed through the window of a Tully’s Coffee where a grande is the largest official size available of anything making the ubiquitous chain nothing if not a Starbucks’ bitch and don’t let me forget to add before I finish this less than satisfying soy latte that The Godfather is most famous not for being the Mayor of Chicago or U.S Ambassador to Japan but for slicing off the fuck you middle finger of his right hand while working at an Arby’s, sort of the Tully’s of meats, in high school.