Driving to a nearby Uniglo after lunch to return a few things that didn’t fit my lovely wife overshared how she saw a Japanese man pissing around in a circle near the wire cages everyone puts their garbage in to be picked up four times a week like clockwork on her way to yoga this morning and that his penis was uncircumsized and extremely small. I said it seemed surprising, the part about public urination since people here are so respectful of others and there are freakishly clean toilets everywhere. She said his friend was waiting for him in the car so he must have really had to go. Guess that explains it.