Wore two shirts today under a jacket while walking the dog past this shrine down a street with too many Akiyas far enough to shit under a slide in the park we fondly refer to as shit park where we sometimes toss a ball because it’s where she likes to go and hear me say it but forgot to take any plastic bags to pick up after her since it wasn’t the same jacket I usually wear with plenty of bags and a ball stuffed inside the pockets so just kicked some dirt and dead leaves around for cover and felt kind of bad about it for a second until it was obvious nobody saw anything and I didn’t, like what it must feel to be Steve Bannon.