Free Bird

You, Eagle Ed Martin, give my Moto Guzzi fetish a bad name. Firing off letters and threatening to arrest anybody who dare exercise a little freedom, as in freedom of speech, as in speech calling the Interim U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia a jelly donut hiding fat fuck Phyllis Schafly acolyte who should spend some quality time alone with his rifle inside the Full Metal Jacket men’s room in the middle of the night. You’re Private Pyle channeling Mussolini, but at least II Duce loved bikes and had a sense of humor. Got your Eagle Forum right here, Ed. And here. Ride or die, ll Douche. You know where to find me.