And this one time not at band camp but binging on 90s anthems riding the trains there and back on Japanese Black Friday I neck danced with the ghost of Jackie O. while we laughed at the absurdity of Soledad O’Brien and meathead Rob Reiner claiming the last word on who killed JFK, losing it over how far such nonsense would travel up the ass of real last worders like Norman Mailer, and placed bets on the exact date and time Donald Trump will die.