The ceasefire shall remain in effect until I no longer exist to threaten your very existence even though the ceasefire is a hoax just like the election against sleepy Joe Biden that the late great Hannibal Lecter will eat you alive over if you dare say I lost along with Oreo Barack Hussein Obama for dessert and the man he is married to because the left wing lunatics led by lock her up Hilary and that nasty woman Nancy Pelosi with her husband’s head bashed in pissing in my perfect reflecting pool turning it green and full of sharks like literary spirit animal to those who would have me die in prison over my pussy grabbing proximity to child rape among two billion other things Courtney Eldridge warned about back while I was busy firing losers on television for a living like everyone who believes a word I say in these brilliant weaves of mine even more weave than the lady things I do with my hair to keep it in place during loserville rallies like the kind that delivered me here and almost got my head blown off instead of the sucker cheering behind me killed in front of his family but for divine intervention to mark the 250th anniversary of this great American carnage I made great again because no talent low IQ what’s left of Milli Vanilli refused to do so tomorrow in front of a record crowd in this punishing DC heat to stay home and celebrate no longer hot Taylor Swift’s wedding while I can’t stop won’t stop bleating into that goodnight about bombing you and your new gay Ayatollah back to the Stone Age as the ceasefire remains in effect.